Masturbators

Once upon a time, our friends at Pipedream blew our minds with a line of ultra real masturbators in a magically realistic material called FantaFlesh. Then they kept right on going! Most of the masturbator and strokers in the F**k Me Silly collection are big. And we're talking pseudo-life-sized big. Extreme fantasy fulfillment big. They're amazing at home, but not exactly travel-friendly. Enter the F**k Me Silly To Go collection! These, strokers, including the Bubble Butt Mega, are just as realistic and just as pleasurable, but much more portable.

Flashing a tight soft-lipped pussy and tight pucker outside and two separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the bent-over Bubble Butt can be held in your hands, on your lap, or propped between pillows. Grab and squeeze the plump butt cheeks as tight as you want to take full advantage of inner canals designed to feel just like pussy or butt sex. A close ended shape naturally builds up suction with every thrust and contains the aftermath of the big finish.

In Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, the Bubble Butt clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Fanta Flesh's TPE construction is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube.

* The Bubble Butt is approximately 6.25"(19.9cm) in total length with 5.8" (14.7cm) penetrable, 4.55"(11.4cm) high, 5.48"(13.73cm) wide and approximately 2.33lbs (1.1kg).

Schooooooools out for summer! Hey, remember when Nasstoys invented a way to give you/your very lucky penis owner a totally customizable stroke session that (almost) rivaled real sex two ways? No? Well that's because they hadn't - yet. Please meet the Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass

Flashing a squeezable, penetrable butt and super-detailed pussy outside and massively stimulating texture inside, the Schoolgirl is a bit larger than your average stroker, but small enough to fit easily in two hands. Squeeze her cheeks to take full advantage of 2 inner canal designed to feel just like perfect vaginal or anal sex. Bonus: This masturbator's close-ended design allows lots of natural section to build up as you thrust and stroke

In super-soft TPE based Better Than Real Skin, the Always Horny clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. This stroker is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube. 

* Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass is approximately 8.25"(20.9cm) in total length with about 6 of those inches (15.2cm) penetrable. She's about 7.5" (19cm) wide.

• Orifice: Ass, Vagina
• Length: 8.25"
• Special Features: Closed End, Realistic

Unlike some auto strokers, the Autoblow was designed with appliance-level quality- this thing is no 'toy' and was definitely built to last! By (very!) popular demand, the Extra Tight Edition features a complete redesign on its inner mechanism. Not only is is tighter and more intense, but there are also two extra rows of massaging beads placed to feel like firmly gripping fingers, or, in other words, the perfect handjob/blowjob combo.

Easy to hold, the Autoblow XT's big cylindrical casing features comfortably grip pads on either side, plus, it's surprisingly lightweight and easy to maneuver at any angle. A super-soft mouth sleeve slips easily into the center- this unit comes complete with a sleeve, but it can be used with others, too. Inside, five rows of spring loaded beads circle around the exterior of the sleeve.

The beads are harnessed to the stroking mechanism, and roll and glide over the entire length of the sleeve (and the penis inside the sleeve). Plugging into any wall outlet, the Autoblow XT is always ready to go, no need to worry about keeping batteries stocked or the unit charged.

Do NOT use in or around water.

When the fun's over for the moment, the mouth sleeve pops easily out of the Autoblow's casing for quick and easy clean up. In a body safe phthalate free TPR, the sleeve should be rinsed thoroughly (inside and out) using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Let the sleeve air dry completely before storage or re-insertion into the casing. As for the sturdy plastic case, it can also be cleaned using warm soapy water- Autoblow recommends a spray of antibacterial toy care fluid or foam for good measure.

Lots of water-base lube is needed for the best possible experience, so stock up before the test run. * The Size B Autoblow XT accommodates 4-5.5 inches (10-14cm) of girth, and all lengths. Length and girth measurements represent the inner (penetrable) area of the sleeve.

We're sure your hand is fantastic. Fabulous, even. Your partner's probably is, too. But sometimes, five fingers just aren't enough when it comes to, ahem, de-bugging the 'ol hard drive. Yes, we're talking about masturbation, for anyone not well versed in euphemism! So, what do you reach for when the handy won't cut it? How about Zero Tolerance's Real Mouth Stroker? You'll still be using your hand, true, but you'll also get the benefit of a sexy blow-job inspired sleeve, incredible snug softness and tons of texture.

Starting off with a perfect replica of a soft mouth, the plushy, squeezable interior is bouncy and clingy, gripping tight all the way through a multi-textured tunnel. Cover up the open back end with a finger if you or your partner is craving more suction.

To clean your Real Mouth Stroker, rinse it well using warm water and some mild soap. It's very important to let the sleeve dry completely before storing it away, so leave it out until then. A good water-based lube is your best bet. Use lots for a slippery, sexy ride.

• Orifice: Mouth
• Length: 5.5"
• Special Features: Open Ended, Realistic

Attaching securely to any of Doc's Main Squeeze strokers, the Suction Cup Accessory easily positions a favorite Main Squeeze vertically or horizontally agasint just about any smooth surface.

The Lovense company has just released their brand new glans massager. It’s called Gush, and it’s specifically designed to make you gush like you never have before. Use it as a stroker or enjoy hands-free orgasms – it’s up to you. Just try not to cum all over your pants.

Lovense Gush does not stimulate the entire penis but uses vibration motors that mainly stimulate the glans. As far as connectivity goes, Lovense sex toys are still unbeatable. You can control Gush from anywhere in the world and sync with all Lovense toys that are connected to an app.

The innovative design makes it possible to control the sex toy via Bluetooth, the feature that Lovense sex toys are best known for. Unlike all other Lovense sex toys, Gush is available in navy blue

• Provides rumbling pulsations and has nice grooves on the inside for more feel
• Performs massage in the best possible places that are on the tip of the penis
• Effective for training the glans (increases stamina and endurance)
• Lets you experience knee-shaking orgasms without hands
• Works with various interactive features and integrations with different multimedia content
• Can be used safely in the shower or hot tub
• Helps increase sensation and prolong erections
• Helps people with ED or the elderly who could use a little help
• No need for batteries, cords, or adapters – Gush is fully rechargeable
• Comes with a strap that increases intensity, tightness, and targeted stimulation

• All Lovense sex toys are impressively powerful, and the Gush glans massager is no exception.

  In fact, the powerful motor is the heart of any decent vibrator. Not only does it provide a high level of sensation, but it also provides a variety of patterns. You may need steady stimulation, but you also need variety so you do not get overstimulated. The Gush glans massager is small, but it has a powerful motor with unlimited vibration settings, each with a different intensity and pattern!

  The first three preset levels provide a constant stream of vibrations that gradually intensify. The remaining preset patterns range from fast pulses to slower, long-lasting pulses that range in intensity from high to low, and everything in between. To select or create your own patterns, simply connect your Gush to the Lovense app and get creative!

• The Gush vibrator is made of a combination of a high-quality silicone coating that feels silky soft and ABS plastic (where the Lovense logo is located). The Gush stroker, like any other from Lovense, is completely waterproof and has an IPX7 rating, which means it can be submerged in water up to 1 meter deep for up to 30 minutes without losing its functionality.
• Gush is an extremely discreet vibrator, and even the most intense vibrations are quickly absorbed by the body when used correctly
• To charge the Gush masturbator, simply plug the USB cable into any USB port or USB/Ac adapter. It will take around 65 minutes to completely charge your Gush. When charged completely, the solid red light will turn off letting you enjoy the powerful vibrations for around 1.5 – 2 hours, depending on the intensity of stimulation. The idea of magnetic charging is certainly a welcome one, as that makes the overall cleanup process very nice and carefree.

Maybe there are a handful (so to speak) of people who don't like boobs out there, and if you're one of them, cool! You do you. We'd bet that a pretty large majority of people, however, would put a big pair of soft, jiggly, bouncy DD's on their wish list. Get ready to check that box, because the PDX Plus Perfect DD's Masturbator has what you're looking for, and much more. Big, squeezable breasts? Check. Curvy waist and detailed tummy? Check. Soft lipped pussy and tight little butt? Check and check! 

To save you from having to scroll, we'll get the dimensions out of the way first. This premium masturbator is large, but not unmanageably so. It's  just over 12.3" long and about 7" wide,  so it could, conceivably, come along on your travels, especially if you have a good-sized suitcase.

You'll be happy to know that this shapely bod is up for anything, anytime. The Perfect DD's masturbator was definitely designed for stability, you can hold her in your hands, prop her on pillow or bend her over a table. The entire toy is super-soft, but there's a satisfying firmness underneath.  

Up top, you've got that massive rack to play with, and below, a tight, soft-lipped pussy and snug, puckered butt. Both pussy and butt feature separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the closed-off design naturally creates suction as you thrust, and it effectively contains the aftermath of your pleasure. No muss, no fuss!

In Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, PDX Plus Perfect DD's clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Fanta Flesh's TPR construction is ready to rock and/or roll with any favourite water based lube.

* The PDX Plus Perfect DD's Masturbator is 12.3"/5.6cm long and 7"/3.2cm wide. Ass and Vagina penetrable lengths are 5"/12.7cm (ass) and 4.5"/11.4cm (vagina) and each tunnel stretches to about 3"/7.6cm. Total weight is 5.5lbs/2.5kg

Whether you're packing for a carefully planned-out trip or making a quick getaway, having everything you'll need for the road is important! Wallet, keys, maybe a passport, the list goes on. Here's something else to add to your travel pack - a super-portable, always-up-for-action stroker. From CalExotic's Private To Go Collection, the Horny Cougar Stroker has you and your stroking needs fully covered.

At home or away, this secretive masturbator comes hidden inside a plain black case. Remove the label and you've got something that could pass for a bottle of shampoo or a portable shave kit. Pop the top to reveal an ultra soft, extra deep sleeve in pliable TPR.

Featuring a detailed pussy outside and lots of realist texture inside, the To Go looks as good as it feels - a definite plus when it comes to fantasy fulfillment. At the base, you'll find a sticker covering a small opening. Remove it to uncover the To Go's vacuum control. For extra suction, cover up it with a finger, and for a little less, leave it be.

In plushy TPR (sleeve) and PP (casing), the Private To Go Horny Cougar Stroker is body safe and extra low maintenance. Remove the sleeve and rinse well using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam - please let it dry out completely before popping it back into the case. Compatible with any favorite water based lube.