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Once upon a time, our friends at Pipedream blew our minds with a line of ultra real masturbators in a magically realistic material called FantaFlesh. Then they kept right on going! Most of the masturbator and strokers in the F**k Me Silly collection are big. And we're talking pseudo-life-sized big. Extreme fantasy fulfillment big. They're amazing at home, but not exactly travel-friendly. Enter the F**k Me Silly To Go collection! These, strokers, including the Bubble Butt Mega, are just as realistic and just as pleasurable, but much more portable.

Flashing a tight soft-lipped pussy and tight pucker outside and two separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the bent-over Bubble Butt can be held in your hands, on your lap, or propped between pillows. Grab and squeeze the plump butt cheeks as tight as you want to take full advantage of inner canals designed to feel just like pussy or butt sex. A close ended shape naturally builds up suction with every thrust and contains the aftermath of the big finish.

In Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, the Bubble Butt clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Fanta Flesh's TPE construction is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube.

* The Bubble Butt is approximately 6.25"(19.9cm) in total length with 5.8" (14.7cm) penetrable, 4.55"(11.4cm) high, 5.48"(13.73cm) wide and approximately 2.33lbs (1.1kg).

Assist your next anal endeavor with Little Genie's Booty Call Anal Numbing Gel, a topical desensitizing agent, flavored in yummy cherry, that eases the pain and worry of anal sex with a mild anesthetic.

To use, apply a dime-sized amount to the anal opening and wait 10 minutes before playing to allow it to absorb into the skin. Re-apply as necessary. Booty Call is both condom and toy safe. Contains 1.5oz/44mL.

Presenting pleasure seekers with extreme-level realism, a plush, squeezable texture and perfect hands-free capability, Pipedream's big King Cock 9" lends its versatile, thrillingly lifelike form to all sorts of fantasy fulfillment, foreplay and self love situations.

Hand-detailed to showcase a smoothly tapered tip and shaft criss-crossed with subtly swollen veins, this version of the King boasts a thick pair of balls that not only act as a worry-free barrier agasint the deepest penetration, but also provide lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface. An extremely sturdy suction cup beneath the balls holds steady, positioning the King vertically on floor or counter top, or horizontally on wall or window.

In Pipedream's safe, low maintenance PVC, the 9" King Cock cleans easily with simple soapy water or a good toy cleansing fluid. For maximum pleasure, use a great quality water-based lube to add lots of slipperiness. Made in the USA.

We're sure your hand is fantastic. Fabulous, even. Your partner's probably is, too. But sometimes, five fingers just aren't enough when it comes to, ahem, de-bugging the 'ol hard drive. Yes, we're talking about masturbation, for anyone not well versed in euphemism! So, what do you reach for when the handy won't cut it? How about Zero Tolerance's Real Mouth Stroker? You'll still be using your hand, true, but you'll also get the benefit of a sexy blow-job inspired sleeve, incredible snug softness and tons of texture.

Starting off with a perfect replica of a soft mouth, the plushy, squeezable interior is bouncy and clingy, gripping tight all the way through a multi-textured tunnel. Cover up the open back end with a finger if you or your partner is craving more suction.

To clean your Real Mouth Stroker, rinse it well using warm water and some mild soap. It's very important to let the sleeve dry completely before storing it away, so leave it out until then. A good water-based lube is your best bet. Use lots for a slippery, sexy ride.

• Orifice: Mouth
• Length: 5.5"
• Special Features: Open Ended, Realistic

Created to help enhance male performance, increasing stamina and improving overall physical capacity, Durazest is a supplement combining natural ingredients used in traditional medicine. Take one capsule orally per day.

As with any supplement, consult a health care practitioner if you have underlying physical conditions, and for use beyond 3 months.

Schooooooools out for summer! Hey, remember when Nasstoys invented a way to give you/your very lucky penis owner a totally customizable stroke session that (almost) rivaled real sex two ways? No? Well that's because they hadn't - yet. Please meet the Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass

Flashing a squeezable, penetrable butt and super-detailed pussy outside and massively stimulating texture inside, the Schoolgirl is a bit larger than your average stroker, but small enough to fit easily in two hands. Squeeze her cheeks to take full advantage of 2 inner canal designed to feel just like perfect vaginal or anal sex. Bonus: This masturbator's close-ended design allows lots of natural section to build up as you thrust and stroke

In super-soft TPE based Better Than Real Skin, the Always Horny clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. This stroker is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube. 

* Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass is approximately 8.25"(20.9cm) in total length with about 6 of those inches (15.2cm) penetrable. She's about 7.5" (19cm) wide.

• Orifice: Ass, Vagina
• Length: 8.25"
• Special Features: Closed End, Realistic

Keep yourself clean and freshwith the Anal Douche™ by CalExotics. This isan easy to disassemble, multi-part anal douche, meaning you stay sanitary, and so does your new adult toy. With its easy-clean parts, this cleaning systemallows you to enjoy sexy anal playwithout worry. The douche features a soft, pliable bulb, and with it’s smooth, tapered attachment, you can enjoy exhilarating pleasure any time you wish. Itcomes complete with two parts – apliable bulb, and aglow-in-the-dark applicator. The applicator is made from durable ABS plastic, and the refillablebulbis made of rubber. Both materials make this system easy to use and clean. Thereusable douche is long lasting and pliable, allowing for adouching experience you’ll thoroughly enjoy. No longer will an accident interrupt your fun. Anal sex is best when it’s clean, and with our cleaning systemyou will be ready for anything. This body-safe, hygienically superior cleaning system can’t be beat.The Anal Douche™ will make any anal adventure and douche play easier and more exciting. It’s a truly comprehensive cleansing system that’s built for both simplicity and pleasure.

Simple, sexy and extra user friendly, Pipedream's Fantasy C-Ringz Duo Vibrating Super Ring easily enhances erection strength, helps improve stamina, and maximizes pleasure for both mates during sex.

Stretching easily over the base of the penis (or base and balls) the Duo helps maintain firmness with gentle constriction. Meanwhile, two full sized bullet vibes, one below and one above position themselves in the path of a playmate's clitoris or perineum and the wearer too. Activate single speed vibration with a touch of a button. Fully removable, both bullets can be popped out anytime and enjoyed solo.

In plushy TPR and firm ABS plastic, the Duo-Vibrating Super Ring cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite water-based lube. Requires6  LR44 cell batteries (included). Waterproof.

* The Infinity Super Ring stretches from approximately .75" (1.9cm) and 1.25" (3.2cm)

Whether you're packing for a carefully planned-out trip or making a quick getaway, having everything you'll need for the road is important! Wallet, keys, maybe a passport, the list goes on. Here's something else to add to your travel pack - a super-portable, always-up-for-action stroker. From CalExotic's Private To Go Collection, the Hot Bombshell Stroker has you and your stroking needs fully covered.

At home or away, this secretive masturbator comes hidden inside a plain black case. Remove the label and you've got something that could pass for a bottle of shampoo or a portable shave kit. Pop the top to reveal an ultra soft, extra deep sleeve in pliable TPR.

Featuring a detailed pussy outside and lots of realist texture inside, the To Go looks as good as it feels - a definite plus when it comes to fantasy fulfillment. At the base, you'll find a sticker covering a small opening. Remove it to uncover the To Go's vacuum control. For extra suction, cover up it with a finger, and for a little less, leave it be.

In plushy TPR (sleeve) and PP (casing), the Private To Go Hot Bombshell Stroker is body safe and extra low maintenance. Remove the sleeve and rinse well using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam - please let it dry out completely before popping it back into the case. Compatible with any favorite water based lube.