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Once upon a time, our friends at Pipedream blew our minds with a line of ultra real masturbators in a magically realistic material called FantaFlesh. Then they kept right on going! Most of the masturbator and strokers in the F**k Me Silly collection are big. And we're talking pseudo-life-sized big. Extreme fantasy fulfillment big. They're amazing at home, but not exactly travel-friendly. Enter the F**k Me Silly To Go collection! These, strokers, including the Bubble Butt Mega, are just as realistic and just as pleasurable, but much more portable.

Flashing a tight soft-lipped pussy and tight pucker outside and two separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the bent-over Bubble Butt can be held in your hands, on your lap, or propped between pillows. Grab and squeeze the plump butt cheeks as tight as you want to take full advantage of inner canals designed to feel just like pussy or butt sex. A close ended shape naturally builds up suction with every thrust and contains the aftermath of the big finish.

In Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, the Bubble Butt clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Fanta Flesh's TPE construction is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube.

* The Bubble Butt is approximately 6.25"(19.9cm) in total length with 5.8" (14.7cm) penetrable, 4.55"(11.4cm) high, 5.48"(13.73cm) wide and approximately 2.33lbs (1.1kg).

Sleek and soft, the Slim 7 from the Basix Collection offers pleasure seekers a classic tapered shaft rippled through with lifelike texture. Courtesy of a wide circular base enhanced with sturdy suction, the Basix Slim 7 offers up tons of hands-free options, in or out of strap-on situations.

Smooth and tapered at its tip, the Slim widens very gradually down the length, gently stretching and stimulating along the way. A thick swell at the below rounds off the traditional shape before widening out to the suction base. Press the suction portion agasint just about any smooth flat surface to steady the length vertically or horizontally on floor, wall, window and beyond. For strap-on play, simply insert the Slim through a favourite harness' O-ring or yoke opening, using the wide circular base to steady.

In a special Basix blend of soft jelly rubber, the Slim 7 cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any great quality water-based lube.

Schooooooools out for summer! Hey, remember when Nasstoys invented a way to give you/your very lucky penis owner a totally customizable stroke session that (almost) rivaled real sex two ways? No? Well that's because they hadn't - yet. Please meet the Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass

Flashing a squeezable, penetrable butt and super-detailed pussy outside and massively stimulating texture inside, the Schoolgirl is a bit larger than your average stroker, but small enough to fit easily in two hands. Squeeze her cheeks to take full advantage of 2 inner canal designed to feel just like perfect vaginal or anal sex. Bonus: This masturbator's close-ended design allows lots of natural section to build up as you thrust and stroke

In super-soft TPE based Better Than Real Skin, the Always Horny clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. This stroker is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube. 

* Always Horny Masturbator School Girl Pussy and Ass is approximately 8.25"(20.9cm) in total length with about 6 of those inches (15.2cm) penetrable. She's about 7.5" (19cm) wide.

• Orifice: Ass, Vagina
• Length: 8.25"
• Special Features: Closed End, Realistic

Presenting pleasure seekers with extreme-level realism, a plush, squeezable texture and perfect hands-free capability, Pipedream's big King Cock 9" lends its versatile, thrillingly lifelike form to all sorts of fantasy fulfillment, foreplay and self love situations.

Hand-detailed to showcase a smoothly tapered tip and shaft criss-crossed with subtly swollen veins, this version of the King boasts a thick pair of balls that not only act as a worry-free barrier agasint the deepest penetration, but also provide lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface. An extremely sturdy suction cup beneath the balls holds steady, positioning the King vertically on floor or counter top, or horizontally on wall or window.

In Pipedream's safe, low maintenance PVC, the 9" King Cock cleans easily with simple soapy water or a good toy cleansing fluid. For maximum pleasure, use a great quality water-based lube to add lots of slipperiness. Made in the USA.

Combining all the rock hard benefits of a cock ring with a silky vibrating plug shaped to stimulate the male g-spot, this devious piece from Pipedream's Anal Fantasy collection escorts anal play into couple-friendly territory.

Filling yet manageable, this ring and plug combo fits securely over the base and balls, keeping the unit in question firm and supported. Along with that obviously pleasurable effect, the Ass-Gasm provides intense anal attention thanks to a big prostate-loving bulb that targets the P-spot. The plug will massage naturally with movement, but can also be manually manipulated, tugged and twisted. Activate vibration with a push of a button at the base of bullet slipped through the base.

Pipedream's silky Elite silicone is also extremely hygienic, a must-have feature in any anal toy. This Anal Fantasy piece can be fully sterilized with boiling water or a run through the dishwasher (top rack, no soap). Always choose a great quality water base lubricant to enjoy in combination, silicone formulas should be avoided, as should contact with other silicone toys and products. Vibe requires 1 AAA battery (sold separately).

* The Ass-Gasm cock ring portion stretches from 1.6" (4.0cm) in diameter.

Simple, sexy and extra user friendly, Pipedream's Fantasy C-Ringz Duo Vibrating Super Ring easily enhances erection strength, helps improve stamina, and maximizes pleasure for both mates during sex.

Stretching easily over the base of the penis (or base and balls) the Duo helps maintain firmness with gentle constriction. Meanwhile, two full sized bullet vibes, one below and one above position themselves in the path of a playmate's clitoris or perineum and the wearer too. Activate single speed vibration with a touch of a button. Fully removable, both bullets can be popped out anytime and enjoyed solo.

In plushy TPR and firm ABS plastic, the Duo-Vibrating Super Ring cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite water-based lube. Requires6  LR44 cell batteries (included). Waterproof.

* The Infinity Super Ring stretches from approximately .75" (1.9cm) and 1.25" (3.2cm)

We're sure your hand is fantastic. Fabulous, even. Your partner's probably is, too. But sometimes, five fingers just aren't enough when it comes to, ahem, de-bugging the 'ol hard drive. Yes, we're talking about masturbation, for anyone not well versed in euphemism! So, what do you reach for when the handy won't cut it? How about Zero Tolerance's Real Mouth Stroker? You'll still be using your hand, true, but you'll also get the benefit of a sexy blow-job inspired sleeve, incredible snug softness and tons of texture.

Starting off with a perfect replica of a soft mouth, the plushy, squeezable interior is bouncy and clingy, gripping tight all the way through a multi-textured tunnel. Cover up the open back end with a finger if you or your partner is craving more suction.

To clean your Real Mouth Stroker, rinse it well using warm water and some mild soap. It's very important to let the sleeve dry completely before storing it away, so leave it out until then. A good water-based lube is your best bet. Use lots for a slippery, sexy ride.

• Orifice: Mouth
• Length: 5.5"
• Special Features: Open Ended, Realistic

Created to help enhance male performance, increasing stamina and improving overall physical capacity, Durazest is a supplement combining natural ingredients used in traditional medicine. Take one capsule orally per day.

As with any supplement, consult a health care practitioner if you have underlying physical conditions, and for use beyond 3 months.

Downsizing the ever-popular rabbit vibe to a wearable, perfectly couple-suited size, Screaming O's OHare combines a classic vibrating enhancer with deliciously full-sized, silkily plush rabbit ears and four amazing modes of steady and pulsating stimulation.

Made entirely from a supremely velvety silicone, the OHare's ring portion fits comfortably and securely around the base of the penis and testicles, holding tight to enhance erection strength and overall stamina, all while placing that full-coverage bunny stimulator against the clitoris or perineum (depending on how you wear it) of your playmate. The truly orgasmic multiple intensities of steady vibration and pulsation start up with a push of a single button placed at the tip of a removable bullet vibe inserted through the base of the bunny ears, it's placed thoughtfully for perfect control by either partner.

The durable, hypoallergenic and ultra hygienic silicone is perfect for pleasure seekers with sensitive skin, and it sterilizes and cleans up effortlessly. Use a great water based lube with this toy, if needed, to keep the material at its very best. Silicone lubes should be avoided, as should contact with others silicone toys and products. Vibe requires 3 LR44 cell batteries, which are included. Waterproof.

A fantastically designed, ultra user friendly pump perfect a beginner to this type of enhancer, the Rookie is a simple penis pumping system that uses gentle suction to get you to your hardest.

Designed in classic style, the pump features a transparent light smoke colored cylinder and a comfortable, stretchy PVC sleeve around and inside of the entrance, guaranteeing an airtight fit and a snug, secure feel. A few squeezes of the hand pump gets the suction going, and is released quickly with a push valve on the side of the bulb.

Total length is 7 1/2 inches (19cm), width is 2 inches (5cm).

A great easy to use portable masturbator that features a super soft foam tunnel of love and feels just like the real thing. All you have to do is add lube and of you go.

To use, remove the lid on top of it and slide your cock together with some lubricant into the silicone chamber. The stretchy silicone with stimulating ridges will not only feel comfortable tight it also massages and stimulates your shaft.

2 different sizes to use together or separate.

The Lords of the Ring Aragorn Cock Ring Set is exactly what you've been missing!

These amazing new cock rings by Lords of the Ring are sure to enhance every knights sword. The Aragorn Rings by Lords of the Ring are not meant for the elf at heart. The smaller ring is made to be tight in order to constrict blood flow and create a rock hard erection. The larger ring is to be used around the scrotum to delay erection.

Aragorn's firm and stretchy silicone rings offer a snug fit that adds a unique look to your cock. Become a master of the rings and collect them all!

The Lovense company has just released their brand new glans massager. It’s called Gush, and it’s specifically designed to make you gush like you never have before. Use it as a stroker or enjoy hands-free orgasms – it’s up to you. Just try not to cum all over your pants.

Lovense Gush does not stimulate the entire penis but uses vibration motors that mainly stimulate the glans. As far as connectivity goes, Lovense sex toys are still unbeatable. You can control Gush from anywhere in the world and sync with all Lovense toys that are connected to an app.

The innovative design makes it possible to control the sex toy via Bluetooth, the feature that Lovense sex toys are best known for. Unlike all other Lovense sex toys, Gush is available in navy blue

• Provides rumbling pulsations and has nice grooves on the inside for more feel
• Performs massage in the best possible places that are on the tip of the penis
• Effective for training the glans (increases stamina and endurance)
• Lets you experience knee-shaking orgasms without hands
• Works with various interactive features and integrations with different multimedia content
• Can be used safely in the shower or hot tub
• Helps increase sensation and prolong erections
• Helps people with ED or the elderly who could use a little help
• No need for batteries, cords, or adapters – Gush is fully rechargeable
• Comes with a strap that increases intensity, tightness, and targeted stimulation

• All Lovense sex toys are impressively powerful, and the Gush glans massager is no exception.

  In fact, the powerful motor is the heart of any decent vibrator. Not only does it provide a high level of sensation, but it also provides a variety of patterns. You may need steady stimulation, but you also need variety so you do not get overstimulated. The Gush glans massager is small, but it has a powerful motor with unlimited vibration settings, each with a different intensity and pattern!

  The first three preset levels provide a constant stream of vibrations that gradually intensify. The remaining preset patterns range from fast pulses to slower, long-lasting pulses that range in intensity from high to low, and everything in between. To select or create your own patterns, simply connect your Gush to the Lovense app and get creative!

• The Gush vibrator is made of a combination of a high-quality silicone coating that feels silky soft and ABS plastic (where the Lovense logo is located). The Gush stroker, like any other from Lovense, is completely waterproof and has an IPX7 rating, which means it can be submerged in water up to 1 meter deep for up to 30 minutes without losing its functionality.
• Gush is an extremely discreet vibrator, and even the most intense vibrations are quickly absorbed by the body when used correctly
• To charge the Gush masturbator, simply plug the USB cable into any USB port or USB/Ac adapter. It will take around 65 minutes to completely charge your Gush. When charged completely, the solid red light will turn off letting you enjoy the powerful vibrations for around 1.5 – 2 hours, depending on the intensity of stimulation. The idea of magnetic charging is certainly a welcome one, as that makes the overall cleanup process very nice and carefree.