Pipe Dream

Once upon a time, our friends at Pipedream blew our minds with a line of ultra real masturbators in a magically realistic material called FantaFlesh. Then they kept right on going! Most of the masturbator and strokers in the F**k Me Silly collection are big. And we're talking pseudo-life-sized big. Extreme fantasy fulfillment big. They're amazing at home, but not exactly travel-friendly. Enter the F**k Me Silly To Go collection! These, strokers, including the Bubble Butt Mega, are just as realistic and just as pleasurable, but much more portable.

Flashing a tight soft-lipped pussy and tight pucker outside and two separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the bent-over Bubble Butt can be held in your hands, on your lap, or propped between pillows. Grab and squeeze the plump butt cheeks as tight as you want to take full advantage of inner canals designed to feel just like pussy or butt sex. A close ended shape naturally builds up suction with every thrust and contains the aftermath of the big finish.

In Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, the Bubble Butt clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Fanta Flesh's TPE construction is ready to rock and/or roll with any favorite water based lube.

* The Bubble Butt is approximately 6.25"(19.9cm) in total length with 5.8" (14.7cm) penetrable, 4.55"(11.4cm) high, 5.48"(13.73cm) wide and approximately 2.33lbs (1.1kg).

Sleek and soft, the Slim 7 from the Basix Collection offers pleasure seekers a classic tapered shaft rippled through with lifelike texture. Courtesy of a wide circular base enhanced with sturdy suction, the Basix Slim 7 offers up tons of hands-free options, in or out of strap-on situations.

Smooth and tapered at its tip, the Slim widens very gradually down the length, gently stretching and stimulating along the way. A thick swell at the below rounds off the traditional shape before widening out to the suction base. Press the suction portion agasint just about any smooth flat surface to steady the length vertically or horizontally on floor, wall, window and beyond. For strap-on play, simply insert the Slim through a favourite harness' O-ring or yoke opening, using the wide circular base to steady.

In a special Basix blend of soft jelly rubber, the Slim 7 cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any great quality water-based lube.

Presenting pleasure seekers with extreme-level realism, a plush, squeezable texture and perfect hands-free capability, Pipedream's big King Cock 9" lends its versatile, thrillingly lifelike form to all sorts of fantasy fulfillment, foreplay and self love situations.

Hand-detailed to showcase a smoothly tapered tip and shaft criss-crossed with subtly swollen veins, this version of the King boasts a thick pair of balls that not only act as a worry-free barrier agasint the deepest penetration, but also provide lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface. An extremely sturdy suction cup beneath the balls holds steady, positioning the King vertically on floor or counter top, or horizontally on wall or window.

In Pipedream's safe, low maintenance PVC, the 9" King Cock cleans easily with simple soapy water or a good toy cleansing fluid. For maximum pleasure, use a great quality water-based lube to add lots of slipperiness. Made in the USA.

Combining a huge, extra satisfying size with extreme-level realism, a plush, squeezable texture and perfect hands-free capability, Pipedream's thick, extra filling King Cock 10" offers its versatile, thrillingly lifelike form to all sorts of fantasy fulfillment, foreplay and self love situations.

Hand-detailed to showcase a smoothly tapered tip and shaft criss-crossed with subtly swollen veins, this version of the King boasts a nice wide base that not only act as a worry-free barrier agasint the deepest penetration, but also provides lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface. An extremely sturdy suction cup beneath holds steady, positioning the King vertically on floor or counter top, or horizontally on wall or window.

In Pipedream's safe, low maintenance PVC, the King Cock 10" cleans easily with simple soapy water or a good toy cleansing fluid. For maximum pleasure, use a great quality water-based lube to add lots of slipperiness. Made in the USA.

Length: 10"

Insertable Length: 9"

Girth: 7.5" at largest point

Width: 2.25" at largest point

Materials: PVC

Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface

Combining all the rock hard benefits of a cock ring with a silky vibrating plug shaped to stimulate the male g-spot, this devious piece from Pipedream's Anal Fantasy collection escorts anal play into couple-friendly territory.

Filling yet manageable, this ring and plug combo fits securely over the base and balls, keeping the unit in question firm and supported. Along with that obviously pleasurable effect, the Ass-Gasm provides intense anal attention thanks to a big prostate-loving bulb that targets the P-spot. The plug will massage naturally with movement, but can also be manually manipulated, tugged and twisted. Activate vibration with a push of a button at the base of bullet slipped through the base.

Pipedream's silky Elite silicone is also extremely hygienic, a must-have feature in any anal toy. This Anal Fantasy piece can be fully sterilized with boiling water or a run through the dishwasher (top rack, no soap). Always choose a great quality water base lubricant to enjoy in combination, silicone formulas should be avoided, as should contact with other silicone toys and products. Vibe requires 1 AAA battery (sold separately).

* The Ass-Gasm cock ring portion stretches from 1.6" (4.0cm) in diameter.

Inspired by a very memorable scene in the Fifty Shades legacy, these perfectly weighty, ultra sleek classic ben wa balls are a deliciously self-indulgent way to prime for pleasure, strengthen sex muscles and increase sexual awareness. Long before they catapulted into the public eye thanks to a titillating appearance in the ultra erotic Shades trilogy, ben wa balls have held a place in history, both sexually and in health-related scenarios. In Japan, elite courtesans were thought to wear the balls constantly as a way to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, giving the courtesan's 'pleasure quarters' a very literal meaning. Today, this type of sexual tool is still used in a variety of ways, but most often, the balls are used as kegel weights for vaginal strengthening and to increase sexual awareness. The weighted balls help you exercise the muscles in the pelvic floor responsible for sexual pleasure, while keeping the vaginal walls elastic and responsive to stimulation and pleasure.

This pretty gold set is ideally designed for customized use and enjoyment. If you're a true beginner, you may want to start out with a single bead, the set combined is 56.6 grams, with each bead weighing in at 1 oz (28.3) grams. Once you have the Balls inside you, in whichever combination of weight you desire, they'll naturally pinpoint the muscles needed to create a stronger pelvic floor, as you'll need to contract these muscles to keep the bead(s) in place. For those who already practice kegels and vaginal strengthening, the weighty spheres can help further tone and highlight some of the more subtle contraction combinations and muscle reactions.

Aside from the practical applications of this fantastic system, the Beads are also a way to gain increased sexual awareness, as our friend Anastasia Steele discovers in the Fifty Shades scenario. Moving around while wearing the beads creates a pleasant, subtle feeling of pleasure, as the balls gently vibrate and jiggle, naturally stimulating the vaginal area.

Many women love the feeling of the beads inside them, and find that it increases desire, making the Balls a great way to get ready for sex. Since this set is so incredibly discreet, you'll be able to wear it unbeknownst to anyone, letting you get your workout (or simple pleasure) secretly and enjoyably. The Balls are compatible with any type of lubricant, and are completely hygienic.

Simple, sexy and extra user friendly, Pipedream's Fantasy C-Ringz Duo Vibrating Super Ring easily enhances erection strength, helps improve stamina, and maximizes pleasure for both mates during sex.

Stretching easily over the base of the penis (or base and balls) the Duo helps maintain firmness with gentle constriction. Meanwhile, two full sized bullet vibes, one below and one above position themselves in the path of a playmate's clitoris or perineum and the wearer too. Activate single speed vibration with a touch of a button. Fully removable, both bullets can be popped out anytime and enjoyed solo.

In plushy TPR and firm ABS plastic, the Duo-Vibrating Super Ring cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite water-based lube. Requires6  LR44 cell batteries (included). Waterproof.

* The Infinity Super Ring stretches from approximately .75" (1.9cm) and 1.25" (3.2cm)

A fantastically designed, ultra user friendly pump perfect a beginner to this type of enhancer, the Rookie is a simple penis pumping system that uses gentle suction to get you to your hardest.

Designed in classic style, the pump features a transparent light smoke colored cylinder and a comfortable, stretchy PVC sleeve around and inside of the entrance, guaranteeing an airtight fit and a snug, secure feel. A few squeezes of the hand pump gets the suction going, and is released quickly with a push valve on the side of the bulb.

Total length is 7 1/2 inches (19cm), width is 2 inches (5cm).

A hugely satisfying dildo featuring extreme realism, a plush, squeezable texture and perfect hands-free capability, the King Cock Vibrating 10" offers its versatile styling and powerful vibration to all sorts of fantasy fulfillment, foreplay and self love situations.

Hand-detailed to showcase a smoothly tapered tip and unique posable shaft criss-crossed with subtly swollen veins, this ballsy version of the King boasts a removable suction base that not only act as a worry-free barrier agasint the deepest penetration, but also provides lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface.

Activating with a twist of the ribbed dial, satisfying multi-speed vibration shudders and shakes from tip to base. The vibe function can be enjoyed whether the 10" is used with or without the suction cup, as the sturdy rounded base screws quickly into the bottom of the control dial. Holding steady agasint most smooth level surfaces- the 10" can be steadied vertically on floor or tabletop or horizontally on wall or window.

In Pipedream's safe, low maintenance PVC, the King Cock Vibrating 10" cleans easily using simple soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any great quality water-based lubricant. Requires 3 AAA batteries (sold separately). Waterproof.

Length: 10.25"

Insertable Length: 8"

Girth: 7" at largest point

Width: 2" at largest point

Materials: ABS Plastic, PVC

Power Source: Batteries

Battery: 3 x AAA Batteries

Special Features: Flexible, Multi-Speed, Phthalate Free, Suction Cup, Textured Surface, Waterproof

Color: Brown

For an unforgettable oral sex experience, fill your mouth with BJ Blast before heading down, it's a fizzy, popping, bursting treat with a deliciously sweet taste.

If you've eaten pop rocks candy, you'll recognize the sensation on your tongue; it does, however, have a much subtler result for an exciting, uniquely stimulating addition to a classic sex act. Package contains 18 grams (.035oz).

Combining all the rock hard benefits of a cock ring with a silky plug shaped to stimulate the male g-spot, this devious  piece from Pipedream's Anal Fantasy collection escorts anal play into couple-friendly territory.

Filling yet manageable, this ring and plug combo fits securely over the base and balls, keeping the unit in question firm and supported. Along with that obviously pleasurable effect, the Ass-Gasm provides intense anal attention thanks to a big prostate-loving bulb that targets the P-spot. The plug will massage naturally with movement, but can also be manually manipulated, tugged and twisted.

Pipedream's silky Elite silicone is also extremely hygienic, a must-have feature in any anal toy. This Anal Fantasy piece can be fully sterilized with boiling water or a run through the dishwasher (top rack, no soap). Always choose a great quality water base lubricant to enjoy in combination, silicone formulas should be avoided, as should contact with other silicone toys and products.

* The Ass-Gasm cock ring portion stretches from 1.6" (4.0cm) in diameter.

• Length: 4"
• Insertable Length: 3.5"
• Girth: 4" at largest point
• Width: 1.25" at largest point
• Color: Black

Shaped to comfortably and naturally conform to the face of the wearer, Fetish Fantasy's Deluxe Fantasy Love Mask is a uniquely designed bondage staple play that ensures a complete, unimaginably sexy blackout effect.

A good blindfold, as any playful couple will attest to, will absolutely enhance many erotic scenarios- not only does the absence of sight heighten the remaining senses, attuning taste, touch, sound and smell to the situation at hand, but, the un-masked mate will be able to act without the knowledge of their partner, creating an exciting air of the unexpected. The Deluxe is not only comfortably padded, it's also shaped to fit facial contours, ensuring comfortable breathing while curving smoothly around the eye area. Fits most. Neoprene, velcro, elastic. Spot clean.

A double ended anal treat featuring two distinct tips capable of inspiring some truly unforgettable backdoor pleasure, the Jelly Fun Flex Anal Wand, aside from a slick, blissfully firm surface and lots of available length to play with, features a thoughtful, natural curve that effortlessly seeks out the prostate and other internal sweet spots.

Subtly supple but certainly firm enough for precision placement, the Wand bends and flexes, easily conforming to individual body contours. Start off with the slimmer single-beaded end to gently stretch and stimulate before graduating to the excitingly graduated multi-bead tip- in either case, the opposite end acts as a handle, allowing for precision placement and easy, comfortable maneuvers.

In low maintenance PVC, the Fun Flex cleans easily with a good scrub in warm soapy water. Compatible with water and silicone based lubricants.

• Length: 9.5"
• Insertable Length: 8"
• Girth: 3.9" at largest point
• Width: 1.1" at largest point
• Color: Blue

For you fun loving couples who don't mind leaving a few things up to chance, the Oral Sex Dice are a must have. This sexy red set of dice contains two pieces, one with orally-centered actions on one, and a body part on the other. Roll both, see where they land, and then follow the instructions for an unforgettable night.